Friday 22 January 2016

7 Guiding Principles for Visitors to Strip Clubs in Barcelona

Strip clubs in Barcelona, Madrid and other cities in Spain are nothing short of places of worship. A big difference being that instead of gods and goddesses, the visitors happen to go all revel about pretty women ansd alcohol. And a big similarity being that there are some rules that everyone should respect. In this blog, I am going to share with you 7 guiding principles of strip clubs in Barcelona. Heed to them and your Spanish nightlife will be safer and more pleasurable. 


1.   Do Not Photograph the Stripper 


Recording the stripper or taking her photographs is not only demeaning to her, but also illegal. Stay out of trouble by keeping your smartphones in your pockets and video records in your bags. And never forget that the strippers desire to be famous in the club and among the regular visitors, not on some video sharing website.  


2.   Do Not be Lewd


No one is interested to see your reproductive organs. Your girlfriend or wife may pretend to be, but your stripper will not even go that far. If you insist on showing her something, she may get spooked and call the police. Believe me, dealing with the police in Barcelona or Madrid is not going to be easy unless you speak Spanish.  


3.   You Should Pay Tips 


Like in the U.S., cover fee alone does not suffice. Through there are not any explicit rules in strip clubs in Barcelona on tipping, you should be a gentleman and pay the stripper generously. After all she is doing Olympics-level trips on a pole for you. If you think you cannot afford big tips, start with only one or two Euros after each dance performance. 


  

4.   Do Not Crave for Attention 


People come to strip clubs for a show, not the scenes you will want to create. Even encouraging your girlfriend to lap-hump on you will not impress anyone. So do not even try because it may attract some “boos!” Be a visitor. Stay patient. Enjoy the scene. 


5.   Do Not Even Try to Lick or Kiss the Stripper


It can make her nervous, which means any attempt to bring your tongue in contact with her body can get you kicked out of the club by some able-bodied men. So do not even try. A ruckus in a strip club in Barcelona can get you jail time, even deportation. You certainly would not want anything like that.  


6.   Do Not Invite Strippers to Dinner 


Do you appreciate the performance of a stripper? Tip her. Asking her out for a dinner will not take you anywhere.


7.   Do Not Make Lusty Comments 


The strippers you see are not stupid. They are smart enough to distinguish between real appreciation and rude, lusty comments. Do not indulge in rude behavior. Respect her, her profession and her decision to the life she wants. You have paid to see her dance, not to pass on judgments on her career decisions. 
 
Strip clubs in Barcelona are a wonderful place to relax. They can greatly enhance your experience to Spain. The only condition being that you stick to strip club etiquettes. 

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